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Quotes by Eric Cartman

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Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.
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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!
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Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
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Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Mom, can I have some weight gain 4000?
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Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.
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F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home.
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F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home